Low Maintenance Partner For a Stress Free, Easy Life

Fed up with wasting all your time with a washed up loser?
Then look no further. This is the ultimate in pleasantly proportioned pocket partners. Totally silent, this big hunk has eyes only for you. No wandering eyes, ogling other woman and general bad behaviour.
OK he doesn't do DIY, Can't beat off muggers and won't satisfy you in bed, so what will you be missing??????

• All your friends will like him
• Won't upset your parents
• Always willing to please
• Doesn't watch football
• Never breaks wind

• Always faithful

But even better HE FLOATS!!!!!!!!!!

So go on treat yourself to 100cm of pure dominating pleasure!!!!!

Use for yourself or take out with you on a girls night out
or even a Hen Party!!!!!!!!

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